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Funereality - Part One

Funereality – Part One

When our beloved pet cockatiel of seventeen years died, my dad had witnessed the event.  He said that Binky had been acting sluggish for about a week – sitting on his perch, feathers puffed up, eyes closed, not eating.  And when dad finally looked at him closely – as if on cue – Binky gave one final chirp/croak and fell face first from his perch onto the bottom of his feces-lined cage, knocking…

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— 2 months ago
#chinese culture  #Chinese superstitions  #death  #death of a parent  #father  #funeral  #funerals in taiwan  #Taiwanese customs 
Big Mama Chang’s 2014 Forecast (Through Album Covers)As I recover from the fattening festivities of the holiday season and look into my thousand-year…View Post

Big Mama Chang’s 2014 Forecast (Through Album Covers)

As I recover from the fattening festivities of the holiday season and look into my thousand-year…

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— 6 months ago
#anthony weiner  #bizarre  #funny pictures  #Happy Louie and Julcia  #kfc  #lex baxter  #slim goodbody  #The Murk Family  #tijuana picnic  #worst album covers  #worst album covers in the universe 
A Me-Tube Interlude x 2: LostnJapanAs I bask in the post-holiday stupor that only Kirkland brand tequila and bowlfuls of those red…View Post

A Me-Tube Interlude x 2: LostnJapan

As I bask in the post-holiday stupor that only Kirkland brand tequila and bowlfuls of those red…

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— 6 months ago
#Japanese Culture  #japanese funny commercials  #Japanese pop  #Machine Civilization  #nipple sumo wrestling  #Tommy Lee Jones Rainbow Mountain Blend Coffee  #weird sht from japan  #World Order  #Youtube 
The Sarcastic Woman’s Guide to Online Dating: Your Profile PictureMy Dear Begirdled and Betrodden Sisters,
In my last post of the Sarcastic Woman datingseries, I…View Post

The Sarcastic Woman’s Guide to Online Dating: Your Profile Picture

My Dear Begirdled and Betrodden Sisters,

In my last post of the Sarcastic Woman datingseries, I…

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— 7 months ago
#china bride  #dating  #online dating  #personal ad  #russian bride  #sarcastic woman&039;s guide to online dating  #single woman 
"Help!" (Wanted): The Story of Boogie Wang, Chloe Chu, Pinky Lo & One Kinky Ho

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In Hong Kong, recruiting an English-speaking Account Representative is easier than in China, as English is one of the two official languages.  The issue I have is with the namesthat the Hong Kong population, particularly young…

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— 7 months ago
A Halloween Fairy Tale: The Wedding From Hell, a Land Not so Far AwayOver 6 months ago, my sister Annie got a call from a long-lost high school friend, whose name is…View Post

A Halloween Fairy Tale: The Wedding From Hell, a Land Not so Far Away

Over 6 months ago, my sister Annie got a call from a long-lost high school friend, whose name is…

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— 8 months ago
#asian flat asses  #bridezilla  #Disney wedding  #Funzo Kitty  #King Arthur Knights of the Round Table  #prince charming  #Seven Dwarves  #Snow White  #wedding  #wedding from hell 
A Very Chinese Home RemodelYou know your elderly Chinese parents have redefined “home remodeling” when they spend the money…View Post

A Very Chinese Home Remodel

You know your elderly Chinese parents have redefined “home remodeling” when they spend the money…

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— 9 months ago
#automatic flush toilet  #chinese culture  #Chinese mothers  #chinese parents  #chinese stereotypes  #hoarders  #parents  #Royal Dansk cookie tin 
Lost in Translation - Why I’m Not an Interpreter

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My Mother often asks me why I don’t step up and help foreigners translate, as they stammer and gulp their way through the simplest things, like asking where the bathroom is, how to get to the bus station, what happened to their…

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— 10 months ago
Nigerian Bank Scam 2.0 - Part TwoLike the bastard third cousin of Justin Bieber’s hairdresser, I’ve been shunned by the Nigerian…View Post

Nigerian Bank Scam 2.0 - Part Two

Like the bastard third cousin of Justin Bieber’s hairdresser, I’ve been shunned by the Nigerian…

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— 11 months ago
#Captain Crunch  #Captain James Moten  #Captain Kangaroo  #Captain Kirk  #funny hats  #Glenn Blitts  #nigerian bank scam  #NigerianBS  #ok cupid  #sarcastic ok cupid profile  #sarcastic online dating profile  #Walmart South Industries